USER:DAVIDKEVIN

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BBB-0

Dees-a hyooser kennot spick Børk, Børk, Børk.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

Fear

Fear is the Mind-Killer.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

en-us-user64

Like 64% of native English speakers, this user speaks American English.

SoE-2

This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using " y'all" and at times even a " ain't".

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy.

This user believes George W. Bush's edits to the constitution need to be reverted.

This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.

HO HO HO!

This user believes in
Santa Claus.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user believes that " all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

This user can drive.

C

This user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both.

P

~~they~~
he or she

This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Pharmacology.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes using SeaMonkey.

This user does not smoke.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

du-1

This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user drinks Coca-Cola

ginger ale

This user drinks ginger ale.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks Inca Kola.

This user drinks Jones Soda.

This user drinks milk.

This user drinks Mountain Dew.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks Pepsi.

C₂H₅OH-1

This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.

S

This user drinks Snapple.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user eats apples.

This user eats at Burger King.

This user eats bagels.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats beets.

This user eats candy corn.

This user eats cantaloupes.

This user loves eating carrots.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats chocolate.

This user eats cookies.

This user eats fish.

This user eats fries, or chips.

This user eats Granny Smith apples.

This user eats green beans.

This user eats ham.

This user eats M&Ms.

This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies.

This user eats pears.

This user eats popcorn.

This user eats potato chips.

This user eats potatoes.

This user eats quesadillas.

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats salad.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats tomatoes.

This user eats watermelon.

This user enjoys chess.

This user enjoys comics.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user enjoys reading magazines.

This user enjoys reading short stories.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

This user enjoys singing.

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

This user hails from the
Greater St. Louis Area.

en-CA
-1

This user has a basic understanding of Canadian English.

bro

This user has a little brother

sis

This user has a little sister

This user has astigmatism.

Dr Who

This user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
Fourth Doctor.

4th

This user has been, and will be again, a student at St. Louis Community College.

This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.

MAGAZINE

This user has had their work published in a magazine.

POEM

This user has had one of their poems published.

1337-0

This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words.

IntS-0

This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.

This user hates it when cool images are deleted.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

This user is a Doctor Who fan.

This user is a fan of
Robert Anton Wilson.
Fnord!

AtS

This user is a fan of the Angel TV series.

BtVS

This user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series.

Dad

This user is a father and proud of it!

This user is a history buff.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

AU-1

This user is a meagre speaker of Australian English.

This user is a member of the WikiProject Television Buffyverse task force.

This user is a participant in the
Star Trek WikiProject.

This user is a member of the Washington University in St. Louis WikiProject.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Doctor Who.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Fictional characters.

This user participates in the Mars task force, and who specialises in spacecraft visiting the planet.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Neopaganism.

This user is a participant in
WikiProject St. Louis.

This user participates in
WikiProject United States.

o_O

This user is a moderate fan of anime.

en-us
-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is a Neopagan.

This user is a nudist.

This user is a participant in
WikiProject Missouri.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

This user is a Space Cowboy.

This user is a spiritual humanist.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

blz-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of blazon.

en-GB
-1

This user has a basic understanding of British English.

en-5

This user can contribute with a professional level of English.

18+

This user is an adult.

AG

This user is an Agnostic

This user is an Anglophile.

incl

This user is an inclusionist.

sar-2

This user is an intermediate speaker of sarcasm.

voc-2

This user is an intermediate vocalist.

This user is an omnivore.

This user is an online extension student at Metropolis University.

This user is an online extension student at Miskatonic University.

This user is an online extension student at the University of California at Sunnydale.

This user is an online extension student at the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.

This user is an online extension student at Trismagistus University.

CUV

This user is dedicated to
cleaning up vandalism.

agn

This user is interested in agnosticism.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in their local history.

This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

This user is interested in the
Middle Ages.

This user is interested in the Renaissance period.

This user is interested in Unitarian Universalism.

Éireannach
This user is Irish.

This user is male.

Superman

This user is neither a bird nor a plane.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user is of Welsh descent.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is pro-cannabis.

This user is self-educated to an advanced college level.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

This user likes pie.

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

This user likes the sweet flavour of the Piña Coladas.

This user likes waffles.

This user longs for the days of the 600 Ship Navy.

This user loves brownies.

This user loves oranges.

This user loves pancakes.

This user loves pasta.

This user loves spaghetti.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.

This user loves to eat cucumbers.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user loves to eat pizza.

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal.

nws-0

This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

G

This user plays Galaga

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

. The

This user puts two spaces after a period.

This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

~~mankind~~

This user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

This user thinks different.

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

This user tracks their money on Where's George?

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

Coke

This user used to drink Coca-Cola Black Cherry Vanilla.

US

This user uses American English.

ft-lb

This user uses American Measurements.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This user wants to take the intersession course either at the EarthForce Academy or Starfleet Academy on Looking Cool in the Center Seat.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

...

This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

CG

This user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

LE-1

This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

to/too/
two

Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.

Wikipedia is not censored.

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