The school board finds out that Wednesday and Pugsley have never been to school due to Grandmama being the one who educated them and sends a written order to Gomez and Morticia to enroll them at once. Gomez later gets a reaction when he hears that Grimm's Fairy Tales has a dragon getting killed.

Uncle Fester's prison girlfriend Cruella breaks up with him upon making parole. Uncle Fester uses a dating service catalogue to hook up with a hateful woman named Lucretia. Uncle Fester mistakes a woman named Melinda Carver for her. Wednesday secretly administers a prick that contains a love potion called Love Potion 666 that Grandmama brewed which works too well. When Gomez and Morticia find out, they instruct Grandmama to make an antidote at once.

Newleyweds Hubert and Amanda Patterson move into the neighborhood and learn that the Addams Family are their next door neighbors and landlords. Gomez is more than willing to let the Pattersons out of their contract if they change their minds, but the realtor he hired to manage the house lies to both parties out of greed (as Gomez pays well); he claims the Petersons like the house, while lying Gomez will not let them out of the contract. After days of putting up with the Addams' unwanted visits, the Petersons head into WITSEC to get away; turns out this was the fourth time it's happened.

While his neighborhood is being rebuilt, Gomez' grandfather Grandpapa Addams comes to visit the family and live with them for awhile. While Grandpapa Addams still misses his late wife Delilah, Gomez and Morticia arrange for him to be sent to Club Dead, a senior's resort. Grandpapa fears that they are going to send him to a retirement home. His attempts to convince them of his sanity backfire, so they send him anyway. Grandpapa falls for woman at the home, who burned the place down; she oddly resembles Moritica.

Cousin Melancholia's fiancé ran off and she shows up at the Addams Family Mansion in a despondent state. Morticia hooks her up with a law firm owner named Ralph Harvey when nobody else wanted the job.

After Wednesday gives Harold Pomeroy a black eye, his smug father Cecil shows up at the Addams Family mansion demanding an apology. Both Harold and Cecil have their different ooky experiences with the Addams Family members. Meanwhile, Professor Simms is hired to help research the Addams Family tree when they get interested in their genealogy.

It's Thing's birthday. Thing opens Fester's mail and Fester and the family yell at him for releasing Fester's bees and none of them remember his birthday, so Thing runs away. The stress of fighting with Thing causes Fester to start growing hair on his head.

Note: The episode is based on a teleplay of the same name by Bill Lutz, which was written by Lorraine Edwards to The Addams Family.

Uncle Fester's internet girlfriend Yvette is coming to town. Feeling out of shape, Uncle Fester enlists the family into helping him lose weight. Meanwhile, Wednesday finds a magic kit owned by Uncle Ripper and plans to use Pugsley as her "magic assistant".

On their 13th anniversary, Gomez and Morticia tell the kids about the time when Grandmama and Granny Frump wanted Gomez to marry Morticia's sister Ophelia while Morticia was to be married to Cousin Vlad.

Wednesday gets in trouble with her parents for unleashing starving baby alligators into the sewer causing them to send Lurch to remedy to situation. Upon being grounded for animal cruelty where she is not allowed to play with her weapons, start any fires, and torture her brother, Wednesday runs away from home. When the family notices that she is missing, they enlist the police to help find her.

Uncle Fester reads an article that was written by Dr. Pierre LeBlanc that talks about "The Dangers of a Happy Marriage". It talks about how fighting would be necessary for a great marriage. He leads the rest of the family into getting Gomez and Morticia to fight each other.

Uncle Fester learns that a prisoner he's been emailing named Ginger ( Diane Delano) is getting out and Fester has been claiming to her that he resembled George Clooney. With help from his family, Uncle Fester enlists a toupee salesman as he tries on each one including the ones that are left behind when the toupee salesman is scared off by Kitty Kat.

Lurch has been invited to the Annual Butlers' Ball which is reluctant to go to because he can't dance. To help out Lurch, Morticia hires a dance instructor which does not go well for the dance instructor. On the night of the Annual Butler's Ball where Lurch goes dressed as Zorro, the dance instructor secretly advises everyone not to dance with him. Thing sees this happens and informs Morticia who infiltrates the ball dressed as a belly dancer.

When Pugsley joins the Junior Troupers, he gives the house a thorough cleaning and throws out Uncle Fester's stockpile which leaves the family horrified. Morticia calls a psychiatrist about this and claims that Pugsley wants their attention.

The Addams Family are going through stuff to donate to the charity auction. Gomez donates Pugsly's tiger-headed alarm clock when the charity won't accept Gomez' time machine causing Pugsly to sulk on top of the chimney. Now Gomez and Morticia must work to win the tiger-headed alarm clock back.